{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Monday, 16-Feb-15 10:46:11 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3849163","html":"Literally listening to the people in my office say "You should ride your bike on the pavement. It doesn't matter if you hit someone because they're probably a foreigner""}