{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Northern Dash (rpb3000)'s status on Friday, 12-Aug-11 06:14:53 UTC","author_name":"Northern Dash (rpb3000)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rpb3000","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/385239","html":"In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:\n     &quot;We take your bags and send them in all directions.&quot;\n<a href=\"http:\/\/oat.nu\/-722y\" title=\"http:\/\/www.fnord.org\/occult\/high-weirdness\/weird-hotel-quotes\" class=\"attachment\" id=\"attachment-18052\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/oat.nu\/-722y<\/a>"}