{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-15 00:42:37 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3870934","html":"So Rene Descartes walks into a store and the clerk asks him "Can I help you with anything, sir?" to which Descartes replies "I think not", then he suddenly vanishes."}