{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 07-Mar-15 02:34:03 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3871228","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33347\" class=\"url\" title=\"Colbed\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">coltz<\/span><\/a><\/span> It appears as though an anomaly has occurred in the time space continuum, and time is flowing from your perspective at an accelerated rate."}