{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gulo (mylittlegulo)'s status on Friday, 12-Aug-11 20:36:42 UTC","author_name":"Gulo (mylittlegulo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/mylittlegulo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/387209","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, because nobody actually owns a cat. They just consent to stay at your house and let you pet them."}