{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Monday, 09-Mar-15 18:50:19 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3873855","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29796\" class=\"url\" title=\"Griffin\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">vcgriffin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Clearly I should be preordering the $10,000 iWatch &quot;Edition&quot;. (Yes, actually a real product, and that is its actual price)"}