{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:48:39 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3874988","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's so stupid.  The opening narration is like &quot;in the future, it is peaceful.  Also, there are terrorists.&quot;  William Hurt is bored the entire time, Gary Oldman is obviously evil, they introduce a cute CGI alien that serves the plot in no way, the time travel part seems to come out of nowhere, and Joey's character is super rapey."}