{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-15 20:24:40 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3876544","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> There's a wiener-obsessed morning show out where I used to live, <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">called the Morning Stiffy, because they &quot;get you up in the morning,&quot;<\/span> and they had a 1,000,000 Dong giveaway where if you win you could take it and join a poker tournament and I can't remember anything that was supposed to be funny about it except for &quot;dong.&quot; And, I guess, they were making a millionaire every day."}