{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)'s status on Saturday, 14-Mar-15 02:58:01 UTC","author_name":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3877721","html":"A cannibal went for a walk one day.  He passed his brother."}