{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-15 01:35:12 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3882418","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/35954\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rae\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nononjakuminaj<\/span><\/a><\/span> The shorter and less confusing version of this story is that I'm Ty, nice to meet you."}