{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Friday, 20-Mar-15 07:25:10 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3883672","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28436\" class=\"url\" title=\"John Larson\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">schwarzen<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why do you care if I rip out your best friend's soul and condemn them to a life of attrition only to end in they themselves becoming the very apparition they were combating? We're saving the universe man! Utilitarianism is totally bulletproof maaaaaaaaaaaaan."}