{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"John Larson (schwarzen)'s status on Saturday, 21-Mar-15 12:08:50 UTC","author_name":"John Larson (schwarzen)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/schwarzen","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3885175","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12231\" class=\"url\" title=\"born to taste great\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">darkw00d<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh, If I can offer some sound advice. Fake your death, reset your net worth to 0, come back under a new name, and completely start over in the first grade. It's what I did, and I've been living the good life ever since."}