{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"John Larson (schwarzen)'s status on Saturday, 21-Mar-15 12:41:14 UTC","author_name":"John Larson (schwarzen)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/schwarzen","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3885199","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12231\" class=\"url\" title=\"born to taste great\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">darkw00d<\/span><\/a><\/span> Wifi is a lie, everyone with open eyes can see that. Wireless data floating through the air, ha! What next, jet fuel melting steel beams?"}