{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"m14brony's status on Sunday, 22-Mar-15 05:41:56 UTC","author_name":"m14brony","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/m14brony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3886795","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29817\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jake (from State Farm)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">jakefromstatefarm<\/span><\/a><\/span> Who gets to be the master, and who gets to be the slave?"}