{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Luna. (bobo)'s status on Sunday, 22-Mar-15 22:01:01 UTC","author_name":"Luna. (bobo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bobo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3887983","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MetalTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> She has a boyfriend, bruh. Best case scenario, I talk to her enough and maybe get a high five or a hug, and then that will slightly advance me forward once the inevitable falling out between them occurs. Then I push my units forward, and, with the help of some <i> dank memes, <\/i> I'll defend myself against the Zerg Rush and win the StarCraft tournament...I mean, she'll like me."}