{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Sunday, 22-Mar-15 22:24:41 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3888029","html":"I used to have a teacher who kept saying "I fail to see" when he was speaking to students. Eventually someone snapped and yelled "Get some kiwiing glasses then"."}