{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Saturday, 28-Mar-15 17:08:38 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3892829","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33282\" class=\"url\" title=\"April Ham Lincon\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">spots<\/span><\/a><\/span> If I break up with you I'll be sucked into the gay dimension and they don't have Pepsi, only Tango"}