{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Techie Screenglow (dosbrony)'s status on Sunday, 29-Mar-15 05:08:25 UTC","author_name":"Techie Screenglow (dosbrony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dosbrony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3893483","html":"I decide to try KFC after a year of not eating it and now I'm on the toilet crapping lava..."}