{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Mar-15 03:33:01 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3896637","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33347\" class=\"url\" title=\"RANBO SANIC\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">coltz<\/span><\/a><\/span> SANIC YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAWS OF RELATIVITY STOP BEFORE THE UNIVERSE GETS HURT"}