{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 03-Apr-15 02:54:14 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3899513","html":"The year is 2022. Shigeru Miyamoto has released the highly anticipated Wii Thrii MMO <i>Nintendonline<\/i>, which is the first game to utilize Nintendo's new proprietary body-suit hardware. Upon logging in, users find that they are unable to log out. In order to escape, they must defeat the seven bosses of the game world; Bowser, Ganondorf, King Dedede, Gyiyg, Giovanni, Tom Nook, and finally, Miyamoto himself."}