{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-15 23:32:17 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3902106","html":"I had a Roomba once that I named Malcom. His name was a reference to the fact that he really hated white people."}