{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Apr-15 06:05:12 UTC","author_name":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/liquidusmira","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3903547","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> because I'm lazy and have no hobbies and I can't do anything right and I have a poor vocabulary and I'm sheltered and I'm way behind everyone in terms of literally everything including those younger than me like you and everyone else on this site because I'm literally the stupidest person on this site"}