{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 09-Apr-15 02:32:37 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3904757","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Buntane Pastorius the Wizard Lizard\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tiffany<\/span><\/a><\/span> I think I'm supposed to stare at it intensely while the camera zooms in, slowly at first, so you aren't sure it's happening. A faint ringing\/static sound starts playing. The zoom in speeds up, but never gets fast, exactly. As the ringing\/static gets louder, the image gets grainy and dark. Eventually, the screen turns black, the credits roll, and a mildly depressing post-alt rock song plays over the credits."}