{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 11-Apr-15 05:28:43 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3906386","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/35954\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rae\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">jakuminaj<\/span><\/a><\/span> If you\u2019re reading this, you\u2019ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We\u2019re trying a new technique. We don\u2019t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you."}