{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 12-Apr-15 03:08:21 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3907041","html":"Why do mermaids wear seashells? <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">Because b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big!<\/span>"}