{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Sunday, 12-Apr-15 23:07:10 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3907496","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/21008\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jamster\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">jamster<\/span><\/a><\/span> You're alive? Damn, I guess that funeral was a big waste of time and money"}