{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Apr-15 08:56:30 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3912798","html":"Which is to say if it's a strike I can be bothered to do, I'll stream it, but if it's some bullapple like No-Burn Omnigul, I'll just pound some nails through my genitals because it'll be more fun"}