{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Apr-15 22:11:36 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3916814","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sassay\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">sassie<\/span><\/a><\/span> Like, to the point that Michael (the narrator at the beginning of MLB 2) and I <i>drove under a pickup<\/i> and didn't lose any speed at all because of the way my car hit the truck."}