{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Apr-15 02:46:15 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3917397","html":"(In case you don't know what I'm talking about, Bud Light bottles apparently contain the sentence "The perfect beer for removing "no" from your vocabulary for the night" on them now and it sounds really date rapey."}