{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eli Hekel (modulusshift)'s status on Saturday, 13-Aug-11 18:05:52 UTC","author_name":"Eli Hekel (modulusshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/modulusshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/391743","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1786\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre Flatland\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">lilytheamazingfaintingpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> you're a dwarf? Find a way to summon a steed, or try to buy one, and describe one of the ponies and give it the appropriate name. If asked, say it was the only horse of the right size. Put enough detail in the description for everyone to get annoyed. Bonus if you accurately characterize her afterwards."}