{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Tuesday, 05-May-15 07:45:08 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3920073","html":"Further to my ongoing series of &quot;Reasons my job makes me want to kill myself&quot;: A woman literally <b>*wailing*<\/b> with what I imagine they believe to be &quot;Despair&quot; because her monitor was unplugged. Actual wailing."}