{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 06-May-15 19:00:48 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3920714","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm gonna take that bat away from you, shove it up your ass, and make you into a . . . well, hell, I don't think &quot;Popsicle&quot; really works here. Puppet? Yeah, that's good. Puppet."}