{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 08-May-15 04:15:26 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3921452","html":"I was watching a haunted house movie, and the main character was complaining at the creaking pipes that &quot;If you have something to tell me, just say it!&quot; and I got to thinking about a haunted house comedy from the ghost's point of view where it's impossible to get noticed.<br \/><br \/>Then I remembered that &quot;Beetlejuice&quot; is a thing."}