{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"delete_ (remove)'s status on Saturday, 13-Aug-11 21:10:04 UTC","author_name":"delete_ (remove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/remove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/392172","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jack\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I love you too. But we can never come in direct physical contact for fear the universe may implode. That, and I think pickles may have acidic content that may break balloons but I've never experimented with it."}