{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Saturday, 16-May-15 21:21:22 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3925122","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Buntane Pastorius the Wizard Lizard\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tiffany<\/span><\/a><\/span> My working theory is that the chemical that induces that fuzzy warm feeling you get from doing good deeds is actually super poisonous"}