{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Tuesday, 19-May-15 19:13:47 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3927352","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28563\" class=\"url\" title=\"ryanjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">l1ghtsword<\/span><\/a><\/span> So the guy says &quot;Hey, you have an orange for a head.&quot; And the bartender's like &quot;Yeah funny story. I was walking on the beach and found this lamp. So,&quot; he continues, &quot;I rubbed it and lo, this genie comes out and he says to me he says 'Thank you for freeing me; I will grant you three wishes.'&quot; The bartender explains how he said to the genie, &quot;I wish I owned a bar,&quot; and how the genie granted him that wish. &quot;Then,&quot; the bartender says, &quot;I wished for my bar to have lots of business,&quot; and he gestured to all the drunks around the bar. &quot;Now,&quot; the bartender says, &quot;here's where I messed up. I asked the genie, <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">'I wish my head was an orange.'&quot;<\/span>"}