{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Saturday, 23-May-15 12:06:53 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3930243","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> About 19 million robotic beings stand between you and your goal. Also they can teleport. Great."}