{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Haru (haru)'s status on Friday, 29-May-15 09:48:23 UTC","author_name":"Haru (haru)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/haru","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3933675","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/36371\" class=\"url\" title=\"Moya\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">polarbear<\/span><\/a><\/span> <br \/>In the search for the Crocogator-guarded Papper clips, The Protagonist surprises even himself with his Basketweaving and skill as a Plumber.<br \/><br \/>During his travels, The Protagonist rescues a Cuccumber, an heirloom belonging to His Nameless Partner. But when His Nameless Partner refuses to try Parkour, their friendship is over.<br \/><br \/>However, His Nameless Partner is wounded at the Battle of Gettysburg and the two reconcile just before The Protagonist engages in some serious Parkour.<br \/><br \/>The Protagonist accepts one of the three broken Papper clips and returns home to his Igloo a very wealthy Phallus Monster."}