{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Coltzerino (coltz)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jun-15 02:30:26 UTC","author_name":"Coltzerino (coltz)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/coltz","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3936344","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> And I'll die after jumping off a skycraper towards the sky with a drill in my hands"}