{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jun-15 01:33:43 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3936865","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32211\" class=\"url\" title=\"That really annoying kid you know\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">randomkid<\/span><\/a><\/span> The closest thing is the suicide hotline: 1-800-273-8255<br \/><br \/>They are professionals who could probably help you more than anyone on here."}