{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Monday, 15-Jun-15 12:55:50 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3941621","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> At that point I might as well tell her to open a bank account and make a direct money transfer. Plus, everyone knows bitcoins are for either untraceable fetish apparel acquisitions, or hiring hitmen."}