{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jun-15 22:43:03 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3942544","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Riley\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">riley<\/span><\/a><\/span> They're not lesbians, Riley. They're <i>good friends<\/i>. Didn't you hear them <i>blatantly state<\/i> that they're <i>friends<\/i> in a totally platonic and innocuous manner? Gosh, how dare you imply <i>forbidden love<\/i> in a children's cartoon."}