{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MetalTao (metaltao)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-15 02:29:56 UTC","author_name":"MetalTao (metaltao)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metaltao","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3944760","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/36455\" class=\"url\" title=\"lunnyH\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">brisk<\/span><\/a><\/span> <b>*Tosses you bacon by the metric ASse-ton*<\/b>"}