{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-15 12:08:19 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3944900","html":"In local news, I am stuck in the mall, wearing a bodywarmer and short sleeves. Outside is raging weather the likes of which might only be matched by an actual thunderstorm :("}