{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jun-15 01:02:31 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3946200","html":"So today I learned that the cartoon bite sound effect is a real thing. I learned this when I heard my own skin tear between the teeth of one of my rats."}