{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Jul-15 08:19:27 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3949208","html":"Today is International Joke Day!  What do you call a Father Christmas with 100 legs? <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">A Santapede<\/span>"}