{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)'s status on Thursday, 23-Jul-15 04:29:20 UTC","author_name":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3959501","html":"Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?<br \/><br \/>Because he tried to teach them to talk, but whenever he asked them who the greatest composer of all time was they'd just go &quot;bach bach bach&quot;"}