{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)'s status on Monday, 03-Aug-15 04:30:21 UTC","author_name":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3965328","html":"There are four guys on a lifeboat with a cigarette each, but no lighter, no match, no nothing.<br \/><br \/>One of the guys throws their cigarette into the ocean so that the whole boat is a cigarette lighter."}