{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Friday, 21-Aug-15 05:47:43 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3974075","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> I can imagine you responding to distress now: &quot;Help, that man is robbing the bank!&quot;<br \/><b>sees commotion<\/b><br \/><b>puts mask on<\/b><br \/><b>chugs a keg<\/b><br \/>&quot;Have no fear, Drunk Man is here!&quot;<br \/><b>falls over<\/b>"}