{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 30-Aug-15 02:29:22 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3979074","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tiffany\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">tiffany<\/span><\/a><\/span> I've genuinely only ever been able to prevent myself from farting around women, and even then sometimes i leave the room to go fart. Once a fart starts, there's no stopping it."}